1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:05,220 Previously on Vanderpump Rules... You know the whole Vegas thing? I wasn't 2 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:08,280 completely honest. I actually did, like, make out with that girl. 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,140 I'm sitting here trying to talk about marriage with you. You're not even ready 4 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:13,140 for a girlfriend. 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,440 You're together. 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,300 I'm not bringing a date to the wedding, no. Speaking of you not having a date, 7 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:22,500 if you just so happen to want to maybe go together. Oh, nice try. Together. 8 00:00:22,860 --> 00:00:23,859 Nice try. 9 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:24,860 Positive. That's right. 10 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,620 I think I should go there and confront him. 11 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,640 Seeing Anne -Marie for the first time, this Miami girl, she looks like the kind 12 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,480 of girl that Tom would pick out to have sex with. Karma is a bitch. 13 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:35,740 We had sex. 14 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:36,900 No, we did not. Yes, we did. 15 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:41,120 Kristen, I'm getting married next week. I don't need to deal with this. You say 16 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:45,440 you're my friend and you blindside me with this? Tom, stop. Not me. 17 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,920 You've actually orchestrated this whole thing. I am not taking blame for this. 18 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,440 Kristen, I've had enough of your bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, 19 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,180 here socially and you're fired from Sir Reston and it's done. 20 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:35,658 How are you? 21 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,619 Good, how are you? 22 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:37,620 You getting nervous? 23 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,660 Every day's different. 24 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:42,240 Some days they're nervous, some days they're excited. 25 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,160 I just can't believe it's been over a year since I got engaged here. 26 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,158 Is it really? 27 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,180 And now it's this weekend. 28 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,680 You really love him, don't you? I do. 29 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,540 Sheena, will you marry me? 30 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,560 Of course I will. Oh, my God. 31 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:58,360 Oh. 32 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,080 My eyelashes are coming off. 33 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:01,380 I love you. 34 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,240 I'm so happy for Sheena. 35 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:10,759 She loves this man truly, deeply, and honestly. 36 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,240 I have no idea why you're having a rehearsal dinner, sir, but today I get 37 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,880 my employee discount, and there are 40 people coming to this dinner. That is 38 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,460 cheap. So the wedding, who's organized all this? I do have a wedding 39 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:27,620 named Danielle, but I've pretty much planned this whole thing myself. I had 40 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:30,680 many ideas of what I wanted. You've been planning this since you were like two 41 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,380 years old. Of course. The cost isn't getting carried away, is it? 42 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,520 A little bit. What do you mean? My lawsuit settled. 43 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:41,320 Really? Yeah. A couple summers ago, I got hurt and went through this whole 44 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:47,520 lawsuit, finally got a settlement, which worked out perfectly because our 45 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:50,440 initial budget was $30 ,000. 46 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,500 We've kind of tripled that. 47 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:57,340 You are going to love the flowers. 48 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,500 Huge hydrangeas, light pink roses, white flowers. Oh, beautiful. 49 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:06,280 We have crystals. So the whole color scheme is pink and white. Yes. So what I 50 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,020 was thinking, to go with the pink flowers and gold diamonds. You're only 51 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:12,740 to offer about the sangria again, are you? I mean, only like 300 bottles. 52 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:14,980 300? In bucket. 53 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:21,060 I can't afford the shit that I want, but I want what I want. So figure out a way 54 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,120 to get it. You know what? 55 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,400 Pandy's going to sort that out. What else? 56 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:28,020 We're going to Hawaii for our honeymoon. I've never been. I'm so excited. 57 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,380 That's exactly how you should feel. But I am nervous, though. 58 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,920 So what are you nervous about? 59 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,340 Kristen. Well, then why invite her? 60 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,980 I mean, it's so rude to uninvite her days before the wedding. 61 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:43,180 Well, listen, it's hard for me because I'm slightly biased. 62 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,700 When you fire somebody, you always feel bad. And I always ask myself, could I 63 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,620 have done more? But I don't think I could have done in Kristen's case. You 64 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:53,080 lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. 65 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,980 Unless it's Kristen who drinks everything. 66 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,500 I didn't know if you were going to tell me to uninvite her. 67 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,940 I can't tell you to. I could suggest it. Yes. 68 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,580 We've got Ariana's dire wolf here. 69 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,580 The girl right now. 70 00:04:09,860 --> 00:04:12,820 What's going on back there? This reminds me of old times. I know. Look at who's 71 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:13,820 coming over yonder. 72 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:19,640 Happy last day of freedom. Happy last day of freedom. One vagina for the rest 73 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,639 your life. Way to go, man. 74 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:25,040 I definitely don't ever bring up getting married to Ariana, but when it has been 75 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:29,900 brought up to us, she doesn't get mad like she would have in the past. You 76 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:33,040 maybe because she's never been with somebody like me before. 77 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,720 Here's what I brought for you, Shay. 78 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,720 Oh, no. Is that champagne? 79 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:38,039 Better not be. 80 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,800 Oh, dude. Oh, my God. 81 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:45,340 Are you kidding me? Let's pour a little out for Shay. I definitely want to get 82 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:47,900 engaged and married and have kids. I want all that shit. 83 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:51,180 But I just don't want it right now. Shay, you're the first one of us to grow 84 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:52,400 And probably the last. 85 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,080 I'm scared. 86 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,920 You ready to get some shaves and some haircuts? 87 00:04:57,260 --> 00:05:00,280 Can we bring these in? We can do whatever the fuck we want, dude. He's 88 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,280 married. 89 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,680 That's what paperback is for. It actually makes it legal. I mean, come 90 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,840 just makes sense. Nothing goes better than malt liquor and straight razor. 91 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:15,280 So maybe start with like a four to a three and just see what he's doing. 92 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,540 I've taken it upon myself to be Shay's personal stylist for the wedding. 93 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,620 Not to brag, but he's in pretty good hands. 94 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:25,360 Shay, what's going on in that head of yours, man? How you feeling? You 95 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,840 No, not yet. I'll be nervous tomorrow. 96 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:29,940 You're going to cry. 97 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:32,750 I don't want to talk about it. It's good to crash your wedding. 98 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:34,670 I'm never going to experience that. 99 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:38,810 Your own wedding? No, God no. I can barely keep a girlfriend. 100 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,890 I don't know. It's just the word marriage. No. 101 00:05:44,770 --> 00:05:45,770 Pretty sick. 102 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:54,010 You guys are missing it right now. 103 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:56,790 Awesome. 104 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:03,210 I don't go to the hair salon to talk sports, politics, or women. 105 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:06,430 I'm at the hair salon to talk about hair. 106 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:07,710 Look at that. 107 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:12,950 Look at baby's butt. It's going to match your butt now. Do nothing, man. I love 108 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:13,849 it. Perfect. 109 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,550 I love it. It's going to feel great on Ariana's vagina. 110 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:58,960 Crunch time. This weekend is going to be amazing. All of 111 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,260 our family's already in town for the rehearsal dinner. 112 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:07,080 I have a sleepover with all the girls at the venue Saturday and then Sunday when 113 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,080 the magic happens. 114 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,800 I think I've met your father. 115 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,320 I'm excited. 116 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,720 I'm very excited for my daughter. 117 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:42,800 Thank you very much for taking care of her. All right, so we're doing shots 118 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,800 later? No, no, no, no. 119 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,619 What up? 120 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:48,620 What's up? 121 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,540 I think it's both that Christmas and Aladdin stuff. So what are you doing 122 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,519 tonight? 123 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,040 Drink, like, four bottles of wine. 124 00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,680 Maybe even make some ways to better consume it all. 125 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,980 Oh. 126 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,520 You know, it's like my number one teammate's gone and I'm left here with 127 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,700 assholes. It sucks. 128 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,160 This looks lovely. 129 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,440 Yeah, we're just grabbing, dude. 130 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 Cool. 131 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,700 Are you two happy together? 132 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:15,939 Oh, my gosh. 133 00:08:15,940 --> 00:08:16,940 Are you going to be nice? 134 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,220 Yeah. Don't say it. 135 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,440 Don't say it. 136 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:27,620 She's been saying it all day. I'm a little envious of Gina because the man I 137 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:30,220 want to marry isn't ready to fully grow up. 138 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,000 keeps blaming not wanting to get married on the fact that he wants to be settled 139 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,020 first, and I don't find it to be a viable excuse any longer. 140 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,039 I just stay next to Shane, and I won't feel awkward. 141 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,160 Yeah, you have a cigarette? 142 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,920 Yeah, yeah, let me grab one. I'll come right back. Cool, cool. 143 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:54,800 I made a decision in Miami to let everything that happened with Shane go. 144 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:59,040 I never thought I would actually feel this way, but I stopped hating the guy 145 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,300 just started feeling bad for him. 146 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:01,550 So what's up? 147 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:06,230 Well, I'm sure you heard about Anne -Marie coming in here. 148 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,050 Hi. Hey. 149 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,810 Do you mind if I get a coffee, Mom? Can you get a chance? 150 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,590 Go ahead and take care of the people down at the end. 151 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,730 Nothing screams guilt like this. 152 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:25,970 Kristen had everything to do with that girl coming out here. She went out of 153 00:09:25,970 --> 00:09:28,650 way to f***ing do it and to make it happen. For what? 154 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,150 We were broken up. 155 00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:31,550 So you didn't s**t that girl? 156 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:36,930 No. So even though she's sent and she's described three little f**king details? 157 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:41,670 Anne -Marie went into very small details about Tom Scott. And I mean very small. 158 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:43,770 Her details are wrong. 159 00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:48,650 Whatever happened between me and this girl or didn't happen, it doesn't 160 00:09:48,650 --> 00:09:51,550 matter. It's not my business. It doesn't matter. It's not Kristen's business. 161 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:54,230 It's not your business. But she says it matters to her because she's been called 162 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:54,809 a liar. 163 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:55,810 Who cares? 164 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:56,930 I don't. 165 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:02,060 Two days before Kristen set up this Anna Marie thing, she texted me. 166 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:03,820 She says, hey. 167 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:08,920 Didn't want to bug you. You're busy out, so maybe we could shoot this weekend or 168 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,580 something. What's that mean? Like, hang out. Like, grab a drink. 169 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,640 I think it's f***ed up, man. 170 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,800 Dude, this isn't normal. I know that. It's not normal. 171 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,680 You're right. It's not normal. I see how you are with Kristen. 172 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:21,440 You don't f***ing deserve this, man. 173 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:26,220 And I don't want you to go back and tell Kristen until after the wedding. No 174 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:27,220 way. 175 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,190 Dude, I don't keep from her. I tell her everything. 176 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:30,470 I'm sure you do. 177 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:35,530 It's not me to do vindictive things to purposely hurt Kristen, but I'm at the 178 00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:42,090 point now where I just don't give a... I don't want you to fall for the same 179 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:44,970 bulls**t I did. I was with her for six years. 180 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:48,390 I know there's certain things that she cannot help to do. 181 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:52,890 Watch what happens at the wedding. Watch the way she acts at the wedding. 182 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:56,070 I mean, I'm trying to help James out, but... 183 00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:59,450 Kristen has gotten so far into his head that he doesn't trust my motive. 184 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,170 I don't know what to say, man. It's your funeral. 185 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:04,770 Dude, thank you for chatting with me. Yeah, of course, man. 186 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,330 I'm sorry. Thank you. No, it's all good. 187 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:14,930 Everybody, I'm just here to wish a happy toast to this couple. 188 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:20,070 I've seen her change from a beautiful young girl into this gorgeous young 189 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:24,970 and I know that she has truly found the love of her life. 190 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,190 Coming up. Tom came up to show me text messages. 191 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:44,550 It's going to take me time that I don't go through little spells of like giving 192 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,550 it. 193 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:51,450 So 194 00:11:51,450 --> 00:12:00,670 pretty. 195 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,570 I know, it's so nice. I feel like we're on vacation. 196 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:04,930 It looks like it's painted. 197 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,210 The wedding venue is... 198 00:12:07,939 --> 00:12:11,940 Spectacular. It's very Southern California. You're only 30 minutes 199 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,300 .A., which is insane to me. 200 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,180 Where, like, do you guys, like, enter from? Are you going to walk down this 201 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,420 So, I'm coming through the gates. 202 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:23,360 Yeah. And then going around the fountain, up the stairs, and across the 203 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,320 Having the wedding on a Sunday not only makes it easier for all of my friends to 204 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,760 work weekends, but it's also half off. 205 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,360 And where are you standing, up there, too? 206 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:34,860 Yeah, all the bridesmaids and then all the groomsmen. There's the bride. 207 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:38,290 Getting a visual of what I like and don't like. 208 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:39,790 What do you not like? 209 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:43,670 I don't know why there are like eight random chairs in the gazebo. You're 210 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:46,950 to have your singers there. Well, I mean, I would prefer, honestly, to have 211 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:51,470 up here. Most wedding coordinators I looked into were $10 ,000 to $15 ,000. 212 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:53,450 That's not in my budget. 213 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:57,710 We need extension cords because I think the outlet is here. I found Danielle 214 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,150 actually on Instagram. 215 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:04,150 Thankfully, she was only 3 ,000. This person, they're not going to see her 216 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,970 everyone's standing. I don't think it's going to be a problem. 217 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:10,970 Because I know exactly what I want. Her only job is to make that happen. 218 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,190 Is this fountain going to be on or off tomorrow? 219 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:19,950 On. With flowers in it. It just gets kind of noisy. Would you be able to have 220 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:21,630 on while people were... 221 00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:25,430 Arriving? Yeah. Okay, and then we'll turn it off before the ceremony starts 222 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,950 because that's distracting. I think it should be off for the ceremony. 223 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,270 Yes. 224 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,250 300 bottles of champagne. 225 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,229 This one. 226 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,010 Ooh. Those are nice. 227 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,690 Hey. Hi. 228 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,070 Team Pandora's here. Okay. 229 00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:43,430 My car is chock full. Like there is no room left in it. 230 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:46,910 And all back there. 231 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:49,370 So I'm not paying for this? No. 232 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,990 I am giving this to you. 233 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,120 Awesome. That's the best present ever. 234 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:58,980 One thing with my friends, and especially my side of the family, is we 235 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,060 drink. So we need unlimited amounts of alcohol. 236 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,940 Do you own flip -flops? Growing up with my mother, if it's not a three -inch 237 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940 kettle, it's a disease. 238 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,990 Oh, it's going to be so fun. I can't believe it. 239 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,710 Already here. It's here. 240 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:27,849 Shane's getting married. 241 00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:28,850 Hi. 242 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,310 Yeah, I'm going to get this date. 243 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:35,450 And I'll just, like, do, like, a vegetarian platter of some sort, 244 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,250 recommend. Thank you. Thank you so much. 245 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:38,670 Have a nice night. 246 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,210 It was kind of uncomfortable, to be honest. 247 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,710 Tom came up to me, and he was like, hey, man, you want to, like, have a talk 248 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,710 real quick? 249 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:50,530 He pulled the whole, you're a good guy, James, you know, you don't deserve this, 250 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,430 man. Deserve what, exactly? 251 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:56,990 You don't deserve the s*** that I have to go through. 252 00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,730 I said, listen, I can handle Kristen for myself, thank you. And what is there to 253 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:04,150 handle? He claimed to say that you only got with me in spite of him. 254 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,370 For this long, too. 255 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:09,430 I don't want you to go back and tell Kristen until after the wedding. No way. 256 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,870 Dude, I don't keep s*** from her. I tell her everything. 257 00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:16,670 I'm sure you do. What right do you have to ambush my boyfriend when I'm not even 258 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:17,670 there to defend myself? 259 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,710 I'm f***ing livid. 260 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,130 Tom thinks I'm so obsessed with his life. 261 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:29,110 Clearly he's the one obsessed with my life because why is he taking you aside 262 00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:30,470 convince you not to be with me? 263 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:35,830 I don't know. So he just kept throwing shit at me and honestly it just kept 264 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,410 making me feel more uncomfortable. 265 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:42,270 He goes to show me text messages of you basically saying that you wanted to hang 266 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:46,390 out with him, go get a drink. I have the same text. I literally have every 267 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:48,550 single text message I have ever sent him. 268 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,080 Call it my ego, call it my whatever it is. I'm a f***ing guy. And Kristen 269 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,980 shouldn't be texting him anything, quite frankly, especially if you're telling 270 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:57,959 me that you love me. 271 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,060 When I first heard Super S***, you said it meant hang out. 272 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,720 It can mean that. No, I didn't ask him to hang up. It can mean that, but there 273 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,420 was a winky face after, which pissed me off. 274 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,700 The tongue sticking out emoji. 275 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,340 That is what you do when you try to keep things light. You send stupid emojis, 276 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,380 so it's not a heavy, intense conversation. 277 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:20,180 Yeah. James needs to get over it. I wasn't trying to meet at, like, the no 278 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,220 motel. I was just trying to be friends. 279 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:26,600 Anything having to do with Tom, I understand why it bothers you, and I 280 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,740 clear that... 281 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,970 It's going to take me time that I don't go through little spells of, like, 282 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,010 giving it. 283 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:34,550 You know? 284 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:37,010 It just throws me out. 285 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,790 Well, the wedding's going to be a blast. 286 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,630 Well, we're just going to have to see tomorrow, right? 287 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:55,190 So I had something special made. 288 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,190 For everyone. 289 00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:58,430 It's fragile. 290 00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:00,850 Andrea. 291 00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:03,510 They're so cute. 292 00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:05,010 Daisy. 293 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:08,569 My bridesmaids are some of my closest friends. 294 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:14,030 Brooke. For them. To be here and be a part of the biggest day of my life just 295 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,310 means so much to me. Oh, my God. 296 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,500 Just because you're not a bridesmaid doesn't mean you don't get a special 297 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,920 Yours is a VIP. 298 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,620 Solo cup and a bottle of tequila. 299 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,160 This is by far the... Oh, my God. That is awesome. 300 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,700 Oh, my God, you win. 301 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,020 You do win. 302 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,520 Sorry, ladies. 303 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,960 I definitely did not think this was going to happen. 304 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,120 I didn't think you would even be at my wedding a month ago. No, that's what I'm 305 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,800 saying. I did not think I was going to be here. I mean, I'm definitely happy I 306 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,540 am, but, like, I think I told you I hated you. 307 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:56,040 I'm better than this, and I'm better than you. So, my own boyfriend is 308 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,620 up for the whore in there. 309 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,720 And I said you were annoying and up Stassi's ass. 310 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:05,860 Yeah, and I was just like, let's revisit all of this. 311 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,600 And then what did you say? 312 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,120 Katie and I have been very... 313 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,300 Up and down in our friendship since the day I've known her. 314 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:18,040 We're finally back in a good place right now. All it really took was for her to 315 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,260 pull her head out of Stassi's ass. 316 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,980 And you know what? It smells a lot better out here now. 317 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,400 You're going to go to bed, aren't you? Good night's sleep. 318 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,600 Yeah. Can't even believe you're getting married tomorrow. 319 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:36,660 I know. We love Chase, but we're grateful to have him. I never had that 320 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,660 now I do. 321 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,160 It's going to be wonderful tomorrow. 322 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640 Everything's going to be good. 323 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:46,260 Now that the wedding's almost here, I've been so emotional in the best way 324 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:47,620 possible. I love you. 325 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,960 I love you. Go to sleep. I love you. 326 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:57,160 But nothing can prepare me for the actual wedding and emotions that I'm 327 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,480 will come out still. 328 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,620 Last night as a single girl. 329 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,680 Sleep with Ariana. 330 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,230 I'm ready. 331 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,230 I've been waiting for you for, like, forever. 332 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:13,830 Just kidding. I'm not naked. 333 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,130 Damn it. I got all excited. 334 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:17,850 She just teased me like that. 335 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,530 I'm going to be snuggling up with Shay for the rest of my life. So tonight, I'm 336 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,810 going to have one last fling with Ariana. 337 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:25,150 Scandalous. 338 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,390 Oh, my God. Tomorrow. 339 00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:29,130 It's going to be really beautiful. 340 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:31,230 Everything's going to be great. 341 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,630 It's going to be perfect. 342 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,830 Big spoon or little spoon? 343 00:19:35,879 --> 00:19:37,540 Okay. Good night. 344 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,220 Good night. 345 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,280 I love you. 346 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,480 I love you more. 347 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,879 Coming up. 348 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,260 I just called Kristen. I don't feel comfortable with her being in the place 349 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,280 I'm staying in. She's not going to exchange you for my wedding. 350 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:13,750 I'll drink now because I would say after 4 p .m. It's going to be impossible. 351 00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,310 Cheers! 352 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:16,970 Hello! 353 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,250 Hi! 354 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:23,570 On kind of a tight timeline, have stylist here ready to come in and pamper 355 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:24,850 do hair and makeup and everything. 356 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,750 So, we have four hours to get beautiful. 357 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:34,050 I have no idea how many things went wrong at my wedding that I didn't know 358 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:36,430 about. Like your cake? My cake showing up. 359 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,740 White cake, nothing on it. I didn't know that. 360 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,060 Oh, my tablecloth showed up the wrong color. 361 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,600 My mother was like, don't tell her. Stuff it with pink roses. 362 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,400 Look at the camera, Sheena. 363 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,480 Beautiful. 364 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,760 I'm such an idiot. 365 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:05,020 I have a whole boudoir album for Shea. 366 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,950 That's in my apartment. Oh. 367 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:09,230 That was his wedding gift, and I didn't bring it. 368 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:15,610 I did this amazing, sexy boudoir photo shoot for Saif, and I wanted him to have 369 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:20,910 it on our wedding so he always remembers how awesome I look the day of our 370 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:23,430 wedding, because who knows what I'll look like after a few kids. 371 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,330 Pandora would not believe what I did. 372 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,790 What did you do? I left Shae's wedding present in my bedroom. 373 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,770 How do we get it? I'm going to call Jack. 374 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:42,310 Answer the phone. 375 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:45,770 I'm going to call Kristen. 376 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:50,710 Does she have a key to your apartment? No, I'm going to call security and be 377 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,090 like, my friend Kristen Doty, you can check her ID, needs to get something for 378 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:54,629 my apartment. 379 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:55,630 Okay. 380 00:21:56,030 --> 00:22:01,570 Hey, do you think you guys could do me the biggest favor? 381 00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:05,490 I left Shay's wedding present in my apartment. 382 00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,630 Is there any way you guys can swing by? 383 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,650 And get that for me? 384 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,670 Yes. Thank you so much. 385 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:13,890 Have a nice day. 386 00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:20,150 I don't feel comfortable with her being in the place that I'm staying in. She's 387 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:23,210 the only person I could think of who hadn't left yet who would be willing to 388 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:27,670 and get this for me. She's like show up at your house with a knife and stab you 389 00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:31,930 status at this point. As crazy as Kristen is, she's not going to come in 390 00:22:31,930 --> 00:22:33,070 shank you at my wedding. 391 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,400 She's texted me a lot of really nice things in the last two days, and I don't 392 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,400 think I'm going to have an issue with her at all. Of course she did. Not 393 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,700 something I care to deal with today. I'm in zen mode. 394 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:47,000 Kristen's proven to be mentally unstable multiple times. 395 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,780 You can't act like I don't have a point. You don't have to deal with it. I'm 396 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,700 just, you know, verbalizing. 397 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:58,560 You're not going to, like, convince somebody to fly across the country and 398 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,200 to ruin people's lives. 399 00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:05,100 And then four days later come and hang out like it's all cool. Trust me, I 400 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,440 She's a wedding guest. She can go away with the wedding guest. Then that's 401 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,700 Hello, hello. 402 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,940 What's up, dude? What's up, man? How you doing? Good. 403 00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:31,510 No, man. Got some shave hands on. Yeah. 404 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,130 Okay, let's start getting ready. 405 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:36,590 Oh, my God. I'm getting married. 406 00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:38,510 Dude. I know. 407 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,010 Feels like I'm getting dressed for my funeral right now. 408 00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:43,370 Getting dressed for your funeral right now? 409 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:46,090 I'm actually not even nervous. 410 00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:50,430 As my fingers are shaking, as I'm trying to button this, I'm like, I'm not 411 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,430 nervous at all. 412 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:57,130 This is one of the thickest tux jackets. 413 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:58,820 I've ever laid eyes on. 414 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:02,380 I told Shay for his wedding gift I was going to get him the thickest jacket. 415 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:08,300 It's not only white, it has this nice sheen to it that just exudes class, 416 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,260 elegance, and pizzazz. 417 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,600 Ooh, I can't see here. 418 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:21,380 He is such a cool guy, and there's nothing that feels better than 419 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:25,220 doing something really cool for a really cool person. 420 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,030 Dude, I want to look at it. 421 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,330 Take it off. 422 00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:30,450 Oh, that's cool. That's really cool. 423 00:24:32,790 --> 00:24:39,150 So look, this is... So it's like, this is the wedding, 424 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:44,930 and then the tie comes undone, and then the collar lifts up. 425 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:46,950 Pop the collar up. 426 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:49,610 That's dope. 427 00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:52,590 You look so good. 428 00:24:58,639 --> 00:24:59,820 So what are we doing today? 429 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:04,480 I want a lot of makeup. This has to last me until 2 a .m. Perfect. 430 00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,180 Come in. 431 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:12,180 Got it. 432 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:13,660 Life saver. 433 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,680 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 434 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:19,060 Should I just put it maybe on the top shelf right here? 435 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,120 Put it in my bedroom, please. 436 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,240 This is my mission. 437 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,419 Show up. 438 00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:31,940 Give Sheena the present, get my hair and makeup done, and ignore the f*** out of 439 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:32,940 Ariana and Katie. 440 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,480 Ariana, are you okay? 441 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:42,260 Oh, yeah, I'm just ready to get the f*** out of this house. 442 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:47,220 Like, kind of physically uncomfortable, it makes me feel. 443 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,320 And people are like, come on, you're overreacting. 444 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,080 Should I talk to you? Should I do hair and makeup first? I'm going to take off 445 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,080 what I have right now. 446 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:57,090 We're all, like, getting out of here in the next, like, 15 minutes. Okay. 447 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:01,190 So I don't even know who's available. 448 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:02,690 I'm going to get dressed. 449 00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:04,270 I'll see you guys in a few. 450 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:12,010 I get that Kristen helped Sheena out by getting Shae's present for the wedding. 451 00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:17,790 But I don't understand how she thinks that that means she gets this royal 452 00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:20,430 treatment. I feel like whoever's around can do my hair. 453 00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:21,710 Yeah, yeah, for sure. 454 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,210 Yeah, I think Natalie, Alexis, or whoever is still probably going to be in 455 00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:28,890 Okay. And thank you so much for getting that. So easy. 456 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:34,190 Kristen is a loose cannon half the time, and she's a great friend half the time. 457 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:35,509 She came through. 458 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,510 Thank God. 459 00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:38,150 Thank you. 460 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:39,190 All right. 461 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,210 Okay, I love you. 462 00:26:43,610 --> 00:26:46,010 Sheena and I have to go. We're getting dressed in the suite. 463 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:47,310 Where are the shot glasses? 464 00:26:47,650 --> 00:26:48,650 Anybody? 465 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:51,279 Shot glasses. 466 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:54,700 Yep, got them. Thank you. 467 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:56,520 I'm ready. 468 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,440 See you guys soon. 469 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920 Bye. 470 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,280 You're ready. 471 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:06,660 Do you think the easiest way to go, like around? 472 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,879 I don't. 473 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,380 How do we get there? 474 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,760 I think this was the way if I recollect. 475 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,820 Was it this way? 476 00:27:16,430 --> 00:27:17,430 No, we're upstairs. 477 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,070 I have no idea. 478 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:21,430 Right? Why is no one here to help me? Seriously. 479 00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,430 Seriously. Don't know where the f*** I'm going. 480 00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:26,870 Trying to get married. 481 00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:31,590 Oh my gosh, this is silly. Where's our coordinator? 482 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,450 I'm going to be out of breath before I even walk down the aisle. 483 00:27:36,610 --> 00:27:38,550 Yeah, I have to do this in my wedding dress. 484 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,640 Holy crap, why does the bridal suite have to be the furthest room in the 485 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640 up and down stairs? 486 00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:23,510 Right here, Bo? 487 00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:26,290 I'm sorry. 488 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:32,030 I mean, you look good, too. 489 00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:33,830 Thank you. 490 00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:36,130 You want to meet your future husband here? Yeah. 491 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:37,350 Come on. 492 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:38,590 You got any prospects? 493 00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:44,090 I could throw a stone right now and hit her better prospects, so you should 494 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,090 probably shut your mouth. 495 00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,890 Oh, my gosh, it's so hot. It's so hot. 496 00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:52,170 Here's the deal with me and Carmen. Carmen is not my date. 497 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,380 at the wedding. 498 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,800 Carmen's kind of in a phase right now where she's just trying to make me earn 499 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,580 it. So she's being really, really tough on me. 500 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:04,380 I just think it's going to take a little schmoozing and a little Jack's charm. 501 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:05,860 So beautiful. 502 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:07,660 It's amazing here. 503 00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,800 Hold my hat. Hold my frickin' hat. 504 00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,020 Hi! Hi! 505 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,800 Can I sit with them? I'll be the fifth wheel. 506 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,000 I could not be more impressed with what Sheena has pulled together for this 507 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000 wedding. 508 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:27,440 It is every bit as beautiful as Pandora's wedding was. From the 509 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:32,320 mountain backdrop, the fountain, the flowers, the rose petals. And I know 510 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,080 Pandora spent a lot more on her. 511 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720 Sorry, Pandora. 512 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:52,310 I don't know what she's borrowed from who, but she really has managed to pull 513 00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:57,350 all together. This girl has made her fairytale wedding dream come true. 514 00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,430 Hi. Hi. 515 00:30:05,810 --> 00:30:11,590 Out of the 310 guests that are at the wedding, the first person I see is 516 00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:14,390 Kristen. She actually looks very sophisticated. 517 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,960 You can put lipstick on a Kristen, but it's still a Kristen. 518 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,280 Coming up. Where is she? I'm not done anymore. 519 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,040 She thinks she's changed her mind. 520 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,980 No, no. I'm not coming out. 521 00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:39,200 I really don't see anybody else getting married in this group anytime soon. I'm 522 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,480 going a little bit more of the Clooney path. 523 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,100 I'm going to put a few more years under my belt before I marry my... 524 00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:46,390 Human rights lawyer. 525 00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:47,590 I don't feel a nail. 526 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:49,270 I ain't got toes to match. 527 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:51,130 These things will be in my mouth later. 528 00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:55,210 A human rights lawyer? How boring is that? 529 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:56,650 What are you talking about at night? 530 00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:59,930 I mean, everybody knows George Clooney is the biggest playboy in Hollywood. 531 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:01,790 probably like, you know what? I know she's not going to cheat on me. 532 00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,490 I'm like, don't do it. Don't do it. 533 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:06,370 Don't do it. He's dated so much hotter girls. 534 00:31:06,570 --> 00:31:08,370 You go to bed with a human rights lawyer? 535 00:31:08,930 --> 00:31:10,250 Could you imagine the feck? 536 00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:24,170 I put my dress on. Yay! 537 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:27,910 I have the hottest bridal party ever. 538 00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:33,110 Here's to no tears until I walk down the aisle. 539 00:31:33,430 --> 00:31:34,430 Yay! 540 00:31:35,290 --> 00:31:36,490 Happy Shade Day. 541 00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:39,790 So good. 542 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:41,290 Yes, now we're ready. 543 00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:44,990 Okay. 544 00:31:52,090 --> 00:31:53,090 Whoa. 545 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:55,190 Oh, my God. 546 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:56,550 Auntie. 547 00:31:56,690 --> 00:32:02,610 So for whoever doesn't know, my auntie made this dress from scratch. I custom 548 00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:06,530 made my wedding dress. I wanted something different. 549 00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:11,090 I wear crop tops all the time. That's, like, my thing. So I'm like, why not 550 00:32:11,090 --> 00:32:15,750 a wedding dress crop top? So I designed it, and then my auntie put it all 551 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:19,810 together, and she made the dress for me exactly the way I wanted it. 552 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,580 Once in a lifetime. 553 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:26,420 What part of no tears do people not cry? No one's crying. 554 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,280 Literally, it says it all. It's all happening. 555 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,400 What time is it? A quarter to six. 556 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,520 Okay, we got to go. 557 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,320 I've had two shots. 558 00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,540 I think that's good. 559 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,800 My day is going to be everything I've ever dreamed of and more. 560 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,580 And it's just going to be perfect. 561 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400 Fireball kicked in. 562 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:55,640 Guys, he's working at a store right now. I feel like everybody's here. The 563 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,640 owners are even here. 564 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,920 Is it even open today? 565 00:32:58,140 --> 00:32:58,979 No, they're closed. 566 00:32:58,980 --> 00:32:59,980 They closed here today? They did. 567 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,860 It is a national holiday. 568 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:05,920 It just says Shane Cena's Wedding on there. Shane Cena's Wedding. I'm sorry, 569 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,880 are now closed. We are now closed for Shane Cena's Wedding. 570 00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:10,360 This is going to be good. 571 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,200 By the way, I always have a hand mirror close by. 572 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:23,330 You can always count on Tom for the necessities. 573 00:33:23,890 --> 00:33:25,110 I don't mind being predictable. 574 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:26,810 What time is this wedding supposed to start? 575 00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:28,070 Sheena's probably going crazy. 576 00:33:28,990 --> 00:33:30,630 Maybe it was all because of Santa at all. 577 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,370 I need the strong stuff. 578 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:34,470 What if he's twirling his hair? 579 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,150 He's probably like, hold on one last second. 580 00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:41,810 I spent a lot of time getting dressed up, done up, hair done. 581 00:33:42,070 --> 00:33:45,390 I might be a little bit of a pain in the ass, but for the wedding, I mean, these 582 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,130 photos are going to be around forever. 583 00:33:47,570 --> 00:33:48,730 That's how I justify it. 584 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:52,130 Don't make eye contact with him when he's doing his hair. Yeah, I try. It 585 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:52,989 him up. I get nervous. 586 00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:53,990 I get nervous. 587 00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:57,890 Oh, my God. I'm going to kill these guys. 588 00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,410 Well, they might be in position. 589 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:00,830 Let's just walk down and see. 590 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,950 I don't want you to see them. Stay here. Stay here. Yeah, we'll just... We know 591 00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:07,230 where to go, Danielle. If you can just be down there and do it. 592 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:10,210 What the... I should be walking down the aisle. 593 00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:11,949 Seriously, tell them to hurry. 594 00:34:12,489 --> 00:34:14,409 I know. Relax. Take a breath. 595 00:34:14,940 --> 00:34:18,639 All right, well, I'm not going to waste time standing up here, so... Why are the 596 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:22,600 guys not ready? My wedding coordinator does not have all of her s*** together. 597 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:26,100 Are you f***ing kidding me? Why is this taking... This is ridiculous. 598 00:34:27,179 --> 00:34:28,179 Where is she? 599 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:29,219 Where is she, Jake? 600 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 She's getting impatient. 601 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,060 I know the feeling. 602 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,159 Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 603 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,139 Go. Gina, stay up there. The guys are coming in right now, so stay up there. 604 00:34:41,139 --> 00:34:41,998 Coming in where? 605 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 We're down here. 606 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,690 I'm not going back up. No. They can go around. 607 00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:48,350 Go in that room, then. Come here. Go in that room. 608 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:51,489 I'm supposed to be a princess today. 609 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:56,150 I look like a princess. I feel like a princess. Why the am I standing in a 610 00:34:56,150 --> 00:35:00,590 closet? Tell them to go now. I don't understand why this is so difficult. 611 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:04,410 What's going on? She's really frustrated. Oh, just trying to get out 612 00:35:04,410 --> 00:35:07,030 house. Okay, well, they need to get out now. They're working on it. 613 00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:12,630 I have 300 guests who are waiting for the ceremony to start. I'm hiding in 614 00:35:12,830 --> 00:35:18,130 closet with no air conditioning by the way like what the i'm literally i'm 615 00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,870 i'm not zen anymore 616 00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:27,830 don't i still have a really far walk 617 00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:52,370 She's like 20 minutes late. Maybe he changed his mind. 618 00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:54,490 I don't think so. 619 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,920 Dude, he looks good. 620 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,620 Is Shay gone? Yeah, Shay's gone. Let's go. I got you. Let's go. 621 00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:18,060 Let's go. 622 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,880 Where do I go? You're following me. 623 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:27,200 You want me to hold that for right now, baby? You're okay? 624 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,480 You're not holding anything? 625 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,780 No, I'll hold it for you. 626 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:34,140 Okay, I don't even... Hold on. 627 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,480 They should get married, too. 628 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,040 Okay. 629 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,420 Just stay for two seconds. Okay. 630 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,500 You ready to hold this, baby? Yeah, one sec. 631 00:37:15,530 --> 00:37:16,530 Wait, wait. 632 00:37:16,770 --> 00:37:17,810 Oh, my God. 633 00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:19,370 I'm not f***ing ready. 634 00:37:21,090 --> 00:37:25,830 I don't know who the f*** gave Tina the cue to start singing, but I'm not in 635 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:28,250 place. What am I going to do? Run down the aisle? 636 00:37:28,490 --> 00:37:31,590 No, no, no, no, no. Have her stop and start over. 637 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,470 Seriously. No, no, I'm not going out. 638 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,570 Everybody's already standing out. Relax, that's ridiculous. 639 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:37,870 No, this is ridiculous. 640 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:39,530 Let anybody hear you. Make her stop singing. 641 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:42,710 This is so annoying. 642 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,520 I'm really pissed off right now. I should not be pissed off right now. 643 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,339 giving her the cue? 644 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:50,180 I don't know who gave her the cue. I was all the way back there. My dress was 645 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,600 tangled. Okay, Daniel, we just need to get there and keep trying to start 646 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,400 Seriously? Like, this is really stuff. 647 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,980 There's a part in the song, and if I'm not there for that part in the song, 648 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,680 that just ruins everything I've been planning forever. 649 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,960 So, stop. 650 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,720 Can't you just give her the look? 651 00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:09,420 I can't see her from here. 652 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,330 Okay, so we're just gonna wait for her to finish the whole song. 653 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:13,549 This is ridiculous. 654 00:38:13,550 --> 00:38:14,550 This is so annoying. 655 00:38:32,590 --> 00:38:36,410 Or she's got to sing it again. She needs to sing it again. She's got to sing it 656 00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:37,910 again. Tell her to start again now. 657 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:41,730 Thanks, wedding coordinator, for... Coming up, your only job. I don't 658 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:43,870 why anyone gave her a cue to start singing. 659 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:48,950 She's coming, right? She didn't just, like, get on a horse and ride away, 660 00:38:52,150 --> 00:38:54,710 300 people, all dressed up. 661 00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:56,630 There's a groom standing up there. 662 00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:57,990 The only thing that's missing is a bride. 663 00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:01,790 When I say ready, that means go. 664 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,630 No, I'm not coming up. 665 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:06,908 Coming up. 666 00:39:06,910 --> 00:39:08,370 I planned this. 667 00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:10,879 So meticulously. 668 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,140 She needs to sing it again. She's got to sing it again. 669 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,500 Tell her to start again now. 670 00:39:20,540 --> 00:39:23,900 I've planned this so meticulously. 671 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,560 Why would they give her a cue when I'm not even ready? 672 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,780 Like, this is really f***ed up. 673 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,540 The French would say déjà vu. I guess the song's so nice that Tina's singing 674 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,540 twice. 675 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:50,540 When Sheena comes out, she looks... 676 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,780 Amazing. I mean, Sheena can wear a brown bag and she looks absolutely stunning. 677 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,180 Sheena looks like a crop top bride angel. 678 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:17,640 She looks breathtaking. 679 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:34,100 I guess we're doing this. 680 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,600 Michael, would you repeat after me? 681 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,920 I, Michael. 682 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:41,180 I, Michael. Choose you, Sheena. Choose you, Sheena. To be my wife. 683 00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,380 To be my wife. 684 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,880 Sheena, would you please repeat after me? 685 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,020 I, Sheena. 686 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,180 I, Sheena. 687 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,520 Choose you, Michael. 688 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,800 Choose you, Michael. 689 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,880 To be my husband. 690 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:51,940 To be my husband. 691 00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:53,260 To have a new home. 692 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:54,520 In sickness and in health. 693 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920 Through the good times. 694 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,240 And through the hard times. 695 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,379 For richer. 696 00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,380 Or for poorer. 697 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,380 What's your story? 698 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,840 And only you, as long as I shall live. 699 00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:06,280 I now declare you to be husband and wife. 700 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,100 You may kiss your bride. 701 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:17,400 This moment is perfect. It's everything 702 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:23,620 I've ever wanted and more. I would smile right now, but the Botox is not letting 703 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,920 me. And now present to you, Mr. 704 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:26,698 and Mrs. 705 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:27,700 Michael Shea. 706 00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:37,170 I'm so happy for Sheena. She really created something absolutely gorgeous 707 00:41:37,170 --> 00:41:41,470 she can be proud of. And I think that she's his princess, and that's where she 708 00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,230 wants to be. Hey, I can relate. 709 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:52,250 Next time on Vanderpump Rules... She never likes me. I've never liked her 710 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:53,250 attitude. 711 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:57,190 When I saw Shay up on the altar, I can picture myself up there. 712 00:41:57,810 --> 00:42:00,670 I'll show you how much I love you and everything. I just got you a little 713 00:42:00,670 --> 00:42:01,670 something. 714 00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:08,230 This is not the part I wanted to come out to. The whole reception, everyone's 715 00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:12,390 leaving. All the songs I wanted to dance to were already played. It's just not 716 00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:16,150 what I wanted. Everything that was supposed to happen has not happened. I 717 00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:17,670 to do everything right now. 718 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:21,570 That's a crop top, curled crop top, two -piece wedding dress. 719 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:24,830 It's like a dainty girl. 720 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,110 What did you expect? 721 00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:29,440 At the wedding, you said you were staying the night. You said that the 722 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,860 time. No, I didn't. 723 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,840 All the couples going for a dance, take Kristen to Jack's. 724 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:38,480 When James drinks, he skips past that whole happy drunk thing. 725 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760 Where are you guys going? 726 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,240 Kristen, how do you f***ing do this to me? You and I, we're done. 727 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,160 We're done then, Kristen, because you're f***ing unmanageable. 728 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:49,620 You're a flying slut and you f*** everybody else up. 729 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,700 Get away from me now. To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.